Tickle your kids’ funny bones with these fun (and oh so punny) Halloween jokes for kids. Squeaky clean and perfect for even the littlest ghosts in your house.
Who says Halloween has to be scary? If you’d rather switch out the spooky for silly this year, I’ve got a treat for you:
Q: What happened when the mummy ate too much candy?
A: He got a mummy ache.
This joke happens to be my preschooler’s favorite right now, and he tells it to just about everyone we meet…friends, grandparents, grocery store clerks…anyone who will reward him with a laugh.
Like many preschoolers, he is obsessed with telling jokes. (What is it with four-year-olds and jokes that make absolutely NO sense?) So, when we found a book of Halloween jokes and riddles at the library last week, he was thrilled to learn some new material!
They may be silly, but even little things can spark connection with your kids and service to others. Here are just a few ideas to get you started:
- Print out the jokes, cut them apart into strips, and then take turns telling them around the dinner table.
- Challenge your kids with a new joke/riddle each day when they come home from school. Can they guess the punch line?
- Invite your kids to tell one of their favorite jokes to a teacher, lunch worker, or fellow student at school.
- Make Halloween cards for friends and family, and include a Halloween joke.
- Send a Halloween E-card to brighten the day of a hospitalized child (such a simple little service project!)
Now that you’re bursting with ideas of how to use them, here are 20 kid-friendly Halloween jokes Tickle your family’s funny bones!
Note: This list has been specifically curated to get giggles from even the smallest goblins. They are simple, light-hearted (nothing too macabre), and fun for all ages. Enjoy!
Halloween Jokes for Kids
Q: What did the boy ghost say to the girl ghost?
A: You look BOO-tiful!
Q: What do witches put on their bagels?
A: Scream cheese
Q: How do you make a skeleton laugh?
A: Tickle his funny bone!
Q: What happened when the mummy ate too much candy?
A: He got a mummy ache.
Q: How do you make a witch itch?
A: Take away the W.
Q: What does Dracula take when he has a sore throat?
A: Coffin drops.
Q: Why did the vampires cancel the baseball game?
A: They couldn’t find their bats.
Q: What was the witch’s best subject in school?
A: Spell-ing.
Q: What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?
A: Frost bite.
Q: Why did the vampire need mouthwash?
A: Because he had bat breath.
Q: Why are ghosts so bad at telling lies?
A: Because you can see right through them.
Q: What kinds of pants do ghosts wear?
A: Boo jeans.
Q: How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
A: With a pumpkin patch.
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
A: Because he didn’t have the guts!
Q: What kind of mistakes do ghosts make?
A: Boo boos!
Q: How do ghosts wash their hair?
A: With sham-BOO!
Q: What do you call a pumpkin that works at the beach?
A: A life-gourd.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ghoul.
Ghoul who?
Ghoul D. Locks and the Three Scares.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby Halloween!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Bee!
Bee who?
Bee-ware, there’s a full moon this Halloween!
Want to print these Halloween jokes to use with your family? Click the link below!
Download here: Printable Halloween Jokes for Kids
Happy Halloween!
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